Matt Bonner 17 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2013)

Matt Bonner is seriously white. So white that he wears New Balance shoes. He is notable for being the only person to dunk while wearing that brand. Ever. He is also notable for his absolutely pure, if a little unorthodox, shooting stroke. He would be a lot more useful if he could get that thing…

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Ersan Ilyasova 27 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/19/2013)

Whenever I see Ersan Ilyasova play, my mind is filled with questions: “Has this guy ever been outside? Why does he look like he fell into a vat of off-white paint? Is he a mole-person? Is that why his real name is Arsen Ilyasov?” The jury’s still out on the mole-person thing, but one thing…

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Derrick Favors 19 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2012)

The Utah Jazz are currently in possession of two third-overall picks in Enes Kanter and Derrick Favors. You would think one of those two would be good enough to start. But nope, they both are busts. Actually, “bust” is a hurtful word. From now on I’ll just say that they “don’t live up to expectations”….

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