Kosta “Greek Salad” Koufos is the starting center for the Denver Nuggets. This is notable because they are paying fan-favorite JaVale McGee a ton of money only to be his backup. So Koufos must be pretty good, right? I’d say so. He scored the first 13 points for the Nuggets last night. Only a player of superior caliber would be able to accomplish such a feat.
But his most valuable attribute is the gyro-meat spinning tornado thing that he has in his house. Holy cow. Think about how many gyros that thing could provide you with. Jesus. So many gyros. I bet he has a bathtub full of that Tzatziki sauce as well. And a whole kitchen full of pita. Damn.