One of the biggest news items of the summer for vapid celebrity worshipers was that Andre Drummond was courting some Nickelodeon teen star. Someone named “Jeanette McCurdy”. First question is, how can she be a celebrity if I’ve never heard of her? Second question is, does she even realize how much of a beast her boyfriend is?
Because he’s a grade-A certified beast at this point. Except for his free throw shooting. And having an offensive game other than dunking. Actually, why is the guy thought so much more highly of than, say, DeAndre Jordan? Defense? Having a young, pretty, white girlfriend? I’m going with the second one.