Shawne Williams 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

“I can’t believe this,” Shawne muttered, lying on the couch of his cheaply-rented apartment. “I come all the way to Miami only to find out that there’s no LeBron James.” He continued to stew in his misery until his ringing phone disturbed him.

“Hello, this is Shawne,” he answered.

“Yo Shawne, it’s Luol,” responded the voice on the other end. “I know you’re real down about me not being LeBron, but we can still be friends. We need to be friends if we want to make any noise in the East this year.”

“I’m going to block your number,” Shawne responded. “I don’t take calls from people who aren’t LeBron James.”

There was laughter from Luol. “Easy there. If you keep talking to me like this, you’re going to find yourself out of a job, so you’d better wise up quick.”

“Maybe if your lame-o Heat cut me, I can go to the Cavaliers and play with LeBron like I was supposed to.” Shawne paused, then easily lied, “My agent says that they’re showing a lot of interest.”

Luol didn’t seem to take Shawne’s threats seriously, as his voice was still friendly. “What if I told you that you could start alongside me, Bosh, and Wade? How would you feel about that? You could be the next LeBron James.”

Shawne’s breath caught. Him? The next LeBron? “That might be cool,” he replied neutrally. “I’ll think about it. Tell Riley not to cut me quite yet.”

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