Donatas “Donuts” Motiejunas needs to cut back on the donuts and other junk foods. He is not exactly “cut”, as the kids say these days. Now that he’s more of a post banger, the extra bulk might be helpful, but I think it would be even better if he could run up the court without looking like he was going to keel over.
This is why I am offering my services as a nutritionist to Mr. Motiejunas. For a mere $600 a week, I can make a meal plan that will both rejuvenate and invigorate. Here’s a sample:
Monday breakfast: granola with yogurt and a sliced-up banana; water
Monday lunch: whole-grain fettuccine in tomato sauce; water
Monday dinner: Salmon filet with brown rice and cucumber salad; water
Tuesday breakfast: all this granola is getting boring, how about a few bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? And who says you can’t drink beer for breakfast?
Tuesday lunch: Pecorini’s Pizza has these sick lunch specials man, an Italian beef sandwich, fries, and a soda will run you like only seven bucks. They give you so many fries. You wouldn’t expect it from an Italian place but their gyros are top notch too.
Tuesday dinner: Kinda got lazy and played GTA V all day, but we can just drink Monster energy drinks and order in some Chinese or something.