Okay, I’m just going to go out and say it: Sidney Moncrief is the single worst commentator in basketball history. He stammers, he stutters, he gets players confused, he forgets players’ names, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard him make a “good call” at any point, ever. If the Bucks have a good play,…
Read MoreDay: January 24, 2015
Lance Thomas 16 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2015)
If you had asked me before the season started “Hey DTB, what are the chances that you make three Lance Thomas highlight videos this season?” I would have told you “zero”. I wasn’t really even expecting him to be in the league. Actually, that’s not true. I didn’t have a single thought about Lance Thomas…
Read MorePaul Pierce 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2015)
Is Paul Pierce the biggest bust of all time? I mean, with the tenth pick in the draft, you kinda want more than just an average role player. You want somebody who can elevate your team to a championship, somebody who can be a ten-time All Star. Not this scrub sandwich. The Celtics absolutely screwed…
Read MoreDante Exum 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2015)
All these highlights of Dante Exum are the same: him making a few threes with a couple meager assists sprinkled in. Does this guy ever shoot free throws? Does he ever drive to the basket? I see some flashes of good court vision, but does he ever get more than 4 or 5 assists? Trey…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2015)
One of the Jazz commentators mentioned a nickname for Joe Ingles that I had not yet heard: Slow Joe. Talk about lame. I can definitely improve upon that sad excuse for a moniker. Brace yourselves. “Slowppy Joe” Hell yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Let me walk you through the layers of this cunning creation….
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2015)
The sheen has kind of worn off Tim Hardaway Jr. after his surprisingly successful rookie campaign. He doesn’t really do anything but score, and he doesn’t even do that at an acceptable level. His rebounds and assists are up from last year, true, but only because going lower would have been almost impossible. Also, it’s…
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