T.J. Warren 13 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

They (who?) weren’t lying when they said that T.J. Warren is a sick scorer. He’s not actually putting up ridic totals in the NBA yet, but he will, and while he’s getting there he is playing the part well. He just looks like the kind of dude who would put up tons of points. Maybe…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

I can not stand idly by while these transgressions go unpunished. The world must know what is happening, so that they can organize resistance. Giannis Antetokounmpo looks he travels on like half his drives. I’m not a ref, so my opinion means little, but it seems like he takes a lot of steps sometimes. Is…

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Wayne Ellington 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

The Lakers’ tank, previously thought to be indestructible, has now been shown to be vulnerable to sabotage from within. This game could easily have been a Lakers loss after the first quarter, but the inspired play of youngsters Jordan Clarkson, Jabari Brown, and Wayne Ellington ruined Byron Scott’s goal of losing. Okay, I just came…

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Zach LaVine 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

Why must I continue being robbed of the Ricky Rubio-Zach LaVine oops that are rightfully mine? What’s even wrong with Ricky? This season was supposed to be lob city and we get nothing. NOTHING. If Zach wants to dunk it this season, he has to do it himself. No one is helping him with crisp…

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Clint Capela 8 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

It took a while, seven games, but Clint N’Dumba-Capela has finally made a field goal after starting his career 0 for 10. His free throw situation is still pretty dire though, as he now stands at 0 for 11. It was only a matter of time, with Dwight and D-Mo out, that he would get…

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Jordan Clarkson 26 Points/11 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

How do these Jordan Clarkson videos keep coming out so lengthy? I swear I set my brevity mode as high it would go and this vid is still way over four minutes. The game-winner really adds a bunch, but this has happened before. God damn it. I don’t even like Clarkson anymore. I think I’m…

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Avery Bradley 30 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

I love it when players do exactly what they’re supposed to. You would be displeased if DeAndre Jordan started taking only midrange jumpers. Same if Kyle Korver abandoned his three-ball and turned into a low-post savant. There is no greater joy than when you see a statline, and the corresponding video lines up neatly with…

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Andrew Wiggins 17 Points/3 Poster Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

You can put to rest all those criticisms about Andrew Wiggins not dunking it with enough power. Embalm them, stick them in a coffin, put them in a hole in the ground, cover said hole with earth, and erect a tombstone: ————___ ———–(—–) ————_)(_ ______/——\\_____ |—————————|| |—_ ————–_ —–|| |—|-\——-|——|-\—–|| |—|–|——|——|–|—-|| |—|-/——-|——|-/—–|| |—|-\——-|——|——-|| |—|–\——|——|——-|| |—|—\—–|——|——-||…

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Jabari Brown Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

OFFICIAL ALL-TIME NBA JABARI POWER RANKINGS 1. Jabari Brown 3. Jabari Parker’s right knee 2. Jabari Smith 4. Jabari Parker’s left knee I can understand the ordering of this list causing some consternation among dedicated NBA fans. Jabari Brown is unproven, but significantly better than Jabari Parker’s left knee. It’s closer between him and Jabari…

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