Allen Crabbe 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)

Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe is another one of those players who has that weird hairstyle that’s like a bleached mohawk or something. I’m not too terribly up-to-date with the latest in hairstyle trends so I apologize if there’s a name for it that I’m not aware of. All I know is that it sort of looks like Crabbey Patty has a bunch of white-cheddar Cheetos glued to his head.

OFFICIAL MOST CHEETOEY NBA HAIRSTYLES POWER RANKINGS ~~^^![[xXx2015 EditionxXx]]!^^~~

1. Derrick Williams

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2. Allen Crabbe
3. George Hill

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4. Kelly Olynyk

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