Lance Stephenson 16 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2016)

With some recent trades, the Grizzlies have become a notably violent team. Let’s take look at a quick rundown of their transgressions, presented in alphabetical order for clarity.

Jordan Adams: Punched a dude in the face
Tony Allen: Punched O.J. Mayo while on an airplane
Chris Andersen: Punched a bird to gain its power
Matt Barnes: Punched Derek Fisher for getting with his girl
Vince Carter: Punched Father Time in the nads
Mario Chalmers: Punched a dude in the face
Mike Conley: Punched a dude in the face
James Ennis: Punched a dude in the face
Marc Gasol: Punched his brother in the face
JaMychal Green: Punched a dude in the face
P.J. Hairston: Punched a kid during a pickup game
Ryan Hollins: Punched a dude in the face
Jarell Martin: Not a real person
Zach Randolph: Punched Lou Amundson in the face
Lance Stephenson: Punched his pregnant girlfriend down the stairs
Brandan Wright: Punched a dude in the face

As you can see, with the exception of Jarell Martin who does not exist, the Grizzlies are a very punch-prone team. This probably has implications for the playoffs, but I can’t figure out what they are quite yet. Something to do with defense, maybe?

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