The pacing of this video is so screwed up that I honestly can’t even recommend that you watch it. That’s right: I’m uploading this video despite being unconvinced of its watchability. The reason? The entire second half of the video is free throws. Free throws and a goaltended shot.
It’s not my fault though. I’m not the one who decided in the second half to stop trying to make real shots and start trying to get fouled. I even thought about trying to photoshop the game clock in the corner to make it look like the free throws were interspersed pleasingly between the field goals, but then I decided, nah, Shabazz (or as I have taken to calling him now, Shabitch) should have to suffer for his poor life decisions. Why should he get a sweet highlight video when his performance was anything but?