Sorry for the delay in making more highlight videos to feed your insatiable content appetite. I was temporarily occupied eagerly watching some dude make Donyell Marshall suck his rod. Again, my apologies. It won’t happen again.
I don’t have anything to say about C.J. Miles, really. This isn’t even that good of a game for him, but there’s a pretty startling lack of DTB-worthy performances tonight, so here we are.
On to more pressing matters: if you’re in America, make sure to do your civic duty and vote on Tuesday. More specifically, vote for DownToBuck. I looked up the monetary compensation that the president gets, and it’s not, you know, super great for being the leader of the free world, but it’s a hell of a lot better than what I’m pulling in right now. So I’m throwing my hat into the ring. Maybe a little late, but hey, that’s why I got these 40,000 subscribers. That’s 40,000 votes right there, assuming you all write me in (which you will). Sadly, I didn’t actually get on the ballot anywhere. I talked to my local officials about that, and they were totally like “the ballots have already been printed”. Among other excuses. That was the one that stood out to me. Anyway, yeah, just write “Mr. Down To Buck” on that line that says “write-in candidate” or similar. You don’t have to put a vice-presidential candidate on there, which is good, because I don’t, technically speaking, have one. Put your own name there if you’re feeling frisky, actually don’t do that because that might confuse the olds who count up the ballots.
One of the perks of being a U.S. American is you get to vote for whoever you want, and who you want in the Oval Office is DownToBuck. I don’t really have a platform, but I’m absolutely in favor of free NBA league pass for every man, woman, and child who is a legal resident of the USA. Can those other lame-ass candidates offer that?