E’Twaun Moore 20 points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

So I keep sending invoices to E’Twaun Moore for my “personal brand development consulting” fees, and he keeps on not paying them. So I’m going to put him on blast, right here, right now. Full blast. Mr. Moore, pay your damn invoices. I don’t think $250,000 is even that much, all things considered. I spent…

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Jabari Parker 33 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

Okay. Okay. Try to control your breathing. Don’t freak out. DON’T FREAK OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAK OUT! Okay. Deep breaths. Okay. We got this. Just state the facts without losing control. Stay totally calm and collected. Come on DTB. You can do this man. Just type the description and don’t lose it….

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Josh Richardson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

Wasn’t it just a few weeks ago that we were reading about how Josh Richardson tore one of those *CL thingies in his knee? I swear I remember feeling kind of sad for him, and not because Dwyane Wade abandoned him. It was the sad feeling you get when you think about how human suffering…

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Malik Beasley 12 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

I like what I see from Malik Beasley. I know, I know, small sample sizes or whatever. I don’t care. I’m here to offer a deal to the Nuggets from the Bucks: Michael Beasley and Steve Novak for Malik Beasley. Straight up. That’s it. No picks, just two-for-one. Why do the Bucks do it? They…

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Juan Hernangomez 11 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

I’ve been trying to figure out what Juan Hernangomez said to Kevin Durant during their little dustup. It’s tough, though. Juan’s enunciation probably isn’t the greatest, his English phrasing might be suspect, and he could very well be just saying stuff in Spanish knowing that Durant won’t understand. I hope it was something to the…

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Jamal Murray 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

I was like a kid in a candy store watching the last quarter of tonight’s Nuggets-Warriors game. Scrub central! Not even scrubs really for the Nuggets, just a whole bunch of young players and the remarkably-still-alive-looking Mike Miller. Oh yeah, and the Warriors kept Durant in for way too long, and that scrub didn’t even…

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JaVale McGee 10 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

JaVale McGee is one of those players who everyone wants to see succeed. Not just a majority, or even a great majority. No, I literally mean that EVERY SINGLE NBA FAN wants him to do good on whatever team he ends up on. He has no haters. His constant appearances on Shaqtin’ a Fool has…

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