Tobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Okay. So Tobias Harris is coming off the bench now. That’s fine. Just bench my special snuggly Tobey Bear, Mr. Van Gundy. No problem. I don’t care. Jon Leuer is totally better than him anyway. I bet it was entirely Tobey Bear’s fault that the Pistons were losing all those games. It wasn’t Reggie Jackson or Andre Drummond who were to blame. Certainly not. The players-only meeting specifically singled out my beautiful Tobes as the one point of failure in the otherwise pristine, perfectly-running Pistons offense.

I’m not mad at all. I’m totally on board with Tobes getting benched. SVG did the right thing. It’s fine. Benching the team’s most consistent scorer is a good strategy. Yep. Inconsistent players like Marcus Morris have to start so they don’t lose their confidence and start playing even worse. This lineup change does not anger me at all. Nope. Not one bit. I’m happy right now.

Really goddamn happy.

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