Wayne Selden 13 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

Wayne Selden, if I’m understanding things correctly, is supposed to have pretty good hops. The jumping kind of hops. Not the beer kind. So why is it, then, that all his dunks prior to tonight weren’t even that good? In my first highlights of him, he almost got rejected by the rim! Only white people almost get rejected by the rim, and this dude does not look like a white dude.

It doesn’t matter now, anyway. Tonight he lived up to his reputation and threw down a massive hammer on Sasha Vujacic who is somehow still in the NBA. Not quite the same as dunking on Gobert or Marjanovic, but a poster dunk is a poster dunk, and I already ordered like 20 of them for my highlights-cave.

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