Man, I’m kind of descriptioned-out after writing all three of those Curry three-ilation stories in the span of about 10 minutes. Deadlines are the truest source of inspiration, and now that I don’t really have a deadline, I don’t know what to write about. Boban Marjanovic is the obvious candidate for subject matter, the Detroit Pistons are another one, and Can’t Van Coach is yet another. So I guess that’s a start. Sometimes I try to write these things without a subject in mind and it ends up looking like schizophrenic word salad.
So, Boban Marjanovic… he’s good at basketball. Can’t Van Coach is bad at utilizing him, but he himself is good. It’s kind of hard not to be when you’re that tall and have some skill and agility. He’s already dominated Stephen Zimmerman once this year; it just happened again. Is it really much of an accomplishment when the guy you’re dominating can’t even get his own DTB video? That’s a rhetorical question, so I don’t expect you to answer it, but the answer is yes. YES. Anything Marjanovic does is impressive, and watching him play at the end of this season was one of my greatest joys. Not even joking. Well, maybe a little bit.