How many poster dunks would it take before people started caring about Markieff Morris? Not just caring about him for one game or for one series; caring about him into next season. He had two this game, and I don’t think that was even enough for people to remember his existence immediately after the game ended. I’m thinking, for a season’s worth of care, he’d have to dunk it, poster style, 20 times in a single game. That would be 40 points on dunks alone, and you could fill a whole gallery at the Louvre with posters of the whamjams.
Hypothetical question: does Slamball still exist?