You know what angers me? Aside from the Celtics getting BTFOed by forty points in the first half of game two? The fact that I made nearly as many Bobby Brown videos this year (3) as I made Jaylen Brown videos (4, now 5). That’s outrageous and stupid. Those numbers should have never been that…
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Avery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (5/17/2017)
My upcoming playoff dunkilation is ruined now. Avery Bradley almost put LeBron “The King With no Ring (but now he does have rings)” James on a mega-poster, and if his attempt had successful, it would have been the best dunk in the entire playoffs, no question. But the attempt failed, and the knowledge that we…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/17/2017)
If it turns out that Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks are indeed shorter than they were during the regular season, which the photographic and videographic evidence clearly indicates, then I officially demand a refund. I want my money back. I didn’t pay the big bucks so I could watch inferior dreadlocks on display. Crowder’s are still among…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 20 Points Full Highlights (5/17/2017)
The worst thing about this season, in my opinion, was that Matthew Dellavedova was not on the Cavaliers anymore to throw lobs to Tristan “Triscuits” Thompson. That was like the most consistent PG-to-big lob connection in the league since Andre Miller and JaVale McGee, and it got destroyed soon after it was formed. Dellavedova is…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 13 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)
I won’t even apologize for the short runtime of this video because there was nothing I could do about it. Nothing. Davis Bertans made four shots and two free throws. With no replays or other extraneous material, that amount of shots will never result in a video of acceptable length. If I wanted to toss…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons 22 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)
Jonathon Simmons was on his knees next to his hotel bed, eyes closed and hands pressed together in prayer. “Please Lord, I don’t know what the purpose of these trials are, but give me guidance in this time of doubt,” he mumbled to the empty room. All of a sudden, as in response to this…
Read MorePatrick McCaw 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/16/2017)
Even if you removed all of Patrick McCaw’s points from Golden State’s total, AND all the points that were the result of his assists, the Warriors still would have won this game. That’s how much of a beating it was for San Antonio. Does that fact lessen McCaw’s significant accomplishments? Kinda. It’s a well-known rule…
Read MoreOtto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)
I was going to write a big long description about how I thought Otto Porter should have tried harder to make his presence known in this series, but now that I’m looking at his stats from the seven games, it turns out that, other than a goose egg in game 6, Porter was scoring rather…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)
From playing synthesizers in a British Columbian Prog band called Starcubism to being the deciding factor in a game 7 of the NBA playoffs, Kelly Olynyk has come a long way in the world. The man who once contributed keyboards and songwriting to the seminal release “Visions of Mars (Cubistic Journey Part I)”, the first…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2017)
I don’t know how Manu Ginobili will be able to watch the highlights of his performance (which he surely will because that’s what NBA players do, watch themselves on YouTube) and not think to himself “I can totally play another year of basketball at the highest level”. Watch them for yourself. These are not the…
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