Aron Baynes is already 30????? That’s it. Hype over. I was hyped for him, but now I have been forced to reconsider my hype in the face of new evidence. Evidence which states, unequivocally, that The Baynes Bus has completed 30 full revolutions around the sun since being expelled from his mother’s womb. This fact, and other facts, such as the uglily-arranged fibers which adorn his head, and the oddly unarranged fibers on his chin, mean that I can no longer contain hype for him in my hype glands.
Baynes had a great game tonight, maybe the best game of his career considering it was on national TV, but I am now far past the point of caring. Maybe some people watching this can still find hype for him within themselves, and I do not begrudge them their hype, but such hype would be misplaced. Remember, this man is 30 years old. He’s not young. He doesn’t have potential, except in the area of maybe fixing his messed up ‘do.
Editor’s note: I was way too tired to write a funny description involving Baynes and Tommy Heinsohn and other things. Next time, or maybe the time after that.