I shouldn’t have to say this, but I know I have to. If anyone comments anything to the effect of “The occasion when you ejaculate but she continues performing fellatio”, referencing the thumbnail image for this Tyreke Evans highlight video, they will be met with a permanent ban from the entire Internet. I’ve been talking with my hacker buddy in Romania and he says he can definitely do that. He’s really good at that sort of thing. He also said that he can put ransomware on any offender’s computer so I think I’ll take him up on that. That stuff makes bank pretty quick, and lord knows I ain’t making any from YouTube.
You have been warned. There will be no more warnings, and my vengeance is swift… and merciless.