You might think I’m dissing Ben Simmons by mentioning the fact that he didn’t dunk this game in the video title. I swear I’m not. I’m just trying to be helpful. There are a whole bunch of people out there who do not want to watch a Simmons vid if it doesn’t have Thunders from Down Unders in it. By declaring openly that there are no slamblams to be found here, I am doing them a service, and they don’t have to waste their time. It’s like the opposite of clickbait. Clickdeterrent.
The rest of us, who want to see Simmons score a career high amount of points no matter how he does it, can enjoy this video just like normal. It’s just a normal Simmons highlight package. Lots of layups, some floaters, and a couple of those tough jumpers that he loves to take. Does this guy ever get to set his feet and just take a normal jumpshot?