Kyle “The Jakuzzi” Kuzma finally converted on a bigtime whammy-jam in this game, which is nice to see, since it seems like he’s missed every big dunk he’s tried. The only problem with this one was there was nobody underneath him to get invited to the poster party. Still, he’s missed enough dunks where I’m at the point where I’m just glad they go in for him. The commentators pointed out that Kuzma has manlet hands and can’t palm the ball effectively (just like Lakers legend Kwame Brown) so we have to give him some slack.
Sometimes when I’m sad I watch video of the failed poster dunk that Kuzma tried to throw down on Joel Embiid. Then it just makes me sadder because that dunk would have been the dunk of the millennium. So then I watch that video of the turtle dancing underneath a faucet and that makes me happy for real. There’s no way to be sad after watching that video.