E’Twaun Moore Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

E’Twaun Moore did it! After years of setting and re-setting the same career high at 24 points, he has broken through, scoring 27 BIG points against the Warriors! If I use exclamation points people will be as excited as I legitimately am for this amazing scoring outburst! Yeah! Woo!

Yeah right. Enjoy your Curry highlights, sheeple (that’s short for sheep people, which is what you are).

I have long since resigned myself to the fact that I am the only Mooreophile that exists on earth, or at least the only one with internet access. Fanbases may feign interest when he joins their team, but they aren’t true believers. Not like me. I’ve been following this dude since I’ve been an NBA fan, and I have finally been rewarded with a primo 27-point display of utter Mooresanity. He did it all tonight, and I’m actually not even surprise, because he’s been legit good this season. Alright, that may be pushing it, but he’s a top-5 player for the Pelicans right now. That says a lot about the Pelicans, but it also says a lot about Moore.

In celebration of this momentous occasion, I have created a hashtag for use on the social media of your choosing. No credit necessary. I just want people to spread the good news.

#giveMooreMooreTouches

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