Cory Joseph 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

To me, the most impressive part of this video isn’t Cory Joseph’s buttery-smooth midrange jimbo or his improved three-point shot. No, I’m more impressed by the evidence that Al Jefferson is still alive and still playing basketball. Because I’m pretty sure that I saw somewhere that the Charlotte Hornets retired his jersey number after they…

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Jeff Teague 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Spooky stat of the day: Both Jeff Teague and Jarrett Jack had statlines of 22 points and 8 assists last night. They were only separated by rebound totals; Jack had four, whereas Teague only had one because KAT was stealing his rebounds. Do you feel like this could be the beginning of an episode of…

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Pat Connaughton 18 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Sorry about the thumbnail quality. It was the best I could do, when those schmucks at ESPN could only manage one shot of Pat Connaughton’s face way off in the background. Another problem those schmucks at ESPN had: they only mentioned that he was drafted by the MLB’s Orioles ONE TIME during the whole broadcast….

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Jarrett Jack 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Jarrett Jack is feeling the heat. After the long overdue waivement of Ramon “Don’t Forget I Once Dropped 24 Dimes In a Single Game” Sessions, Jack’s only competition at the point guard spot was the inconsistent rookie Frank Ntilikina. Life was good. He was the veteran, providing a steady hand for the rest of the…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Tim Hardaway Jr. is back! I don’t know exactly how many people outside of Knicks fans noticed he was gone, but he’s definitely back and definitely still doing the same things that he was doing before he was not back. Great! Almost makes you forget how the Knicks traded him away and then came crawling…

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Josh Jackson 21 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Josh Jackson may not be very good at basketball right now, but man, he straight up LOOKS like how a good basketball player would look. You think “superstar wing player in the NBA”, and someone of Jackson’s build and mentality would probably appear in your mind’s eye. Is that why he got drafted 4th overall?…

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Jrue Holiday 31 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

I don’t know what the deal is, but I don’t even really like Jrue Holiday. His brother Justin is so much cooler. Taller, better hair, looks like an emoji, he’s just got so many positive attributes. What does Jrue have. A laughable All-Star appearance, and the chance to be part of a big 2.5 with…

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Kelly Oubre 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

John Wall arrived early to practice, thinking he would be the first one in the gym. His dreams of having an undisturbed warmup session where dashed, however, when he saw Kelly Oubre sitting cross-legged at center court, surrounded by yarn and knitting needles. “Do I even want to know?” John asked as he walked up…

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Julius Randle 23 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

I can’t even tell from the stats or from these highlights whether Julius Randle had a good game or nah. ARGUMENTS FOR JULIUS HAVING HAD A GOOD GAME: -He scored 23 points. 23 points is a lot. -He was nine of fifteen from the floor and five of sex from the welfare line -He had…

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Kris Dunn 18 Points/8 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

I included Kris Dunn’s blocks in this video because the box-score led me to believe that Dunn blocked Reggie Bullock’s attempt at a game-tying layup as time expired. I now fully believe the NBA is rigged because there was no block there. Dunn contested the layup about as perfectly as he could have, but he…

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