One of my new year’s resolutions was to retake control of my life by ceasing the production of marginal highlight videos. That resolution lasted all of eight hours because I’m uploading this piece of garbage to my channel with only a small amount of regret. J.J. Barea getting a double-double is cool and all, and it’s actually cooler because he was only three rebounds away from the trip-dub (rebounds are one of the stats that’s designed to put manlets at a disadvantage), but he only scored twelve points, and that’s not cool at all.
Most people give up on their new year’s resolutions early because they are weak people with weak wills. Now you can put your pal DownToBuck into that sad category of losers who can’t follow through with their goal even a single day. My resolution should have been “Steadfastly continue to upload what amounts to literal audiovisual trash to my YouTube channel even though nobody wants it”. If that had been my resolution this year, I would be off to a very good start.