Julius Randle 29 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

Is this what Lakers fans want to see? Julius Randle just getting his ASS into the PAINT and manufacturing BUCKETS? Because that’s what I want to see. I want to see big asses making balls go in holes. I don’t want to see Randle taking softie Euro jumpers or otherwise being soft. You would think…

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Tyler Ennis Career High 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

The Lakers got two unexpected career-highs from two of their more marginal players, but it was not enough to overcome James Hardflop and Chris Whinybitchaul and the referees. Josh Hart’s 26 was impressive, but equally as impressive was Tyler Ennis’ 20 points, tying a career-high in that category, and 11 assists, which is somehow 1…

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Dario Saric 27 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

Is there any particular reason why the 76ers commentators call Dario Saric “The Homie”? Because if it were me commentating these games (which would be such a bad idea but whatever), I would use that nickname for Richaun Holmes instead, and I’d spell it “The Holmie”. There must be some explanation or rationale that I’m…

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Josh Hart Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

I am of the opinion that career-highs set in games with overtime periods shouldn’t count (did Wilt need extra time to get 100???? hell to the no), but I’m willing to concede the point, because most people don’t agree with me on this. So, with the aid of a couple of OTs, Josh Hart got…

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Nikola Mirotic 21 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

How much hard American currency would you be willing to pay to touch Nikola Mirotic’s beard? No other currencies accepted. Only freedom dollars. Personally, I would take a crisp, fresh fiver, slam it right into his hand, and begin stroking his black chin-fibers. If it cost more than that, I would not do it, because…

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Joe Young Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

The Pacers’ starters were laughably ineffective tonight against the Timberwolves. I don’t think any of them even scored in the first quarter. With most of his firepower misfiring, Nate McMcmillan turned to his secret weapon, long buried in the depths of the bench, and unleashed him on an unsuspecting Aaron Brooks… Joe Young! We’ve all…

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Kris Dunn 19 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

I’m feeling a little lazy, and maybe I’ve already starting celebrating New Year’s with maybe some imbibements, so I pulled out an unused Kris Dunn description from last season which should be at least a little relevant today. Enjoy! Kris Dunn is a busteroni and cheese pizza, with a side of extra saucy bust sticks….

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