If you take out all the points Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock had in this game, his statline looks pretty meager. Yeah, I know, but it’s worse than usual. 1 assist and 1 foul in 34 minutes. That’s it. If you take into account that most of his scoring damage occurred in the third quarter, he spent a whole lot of time on the court doing nothing but running around and making his hair flop around. I call it “Snelling”, after Tony Snell, who is a master at this.
Also: Bullock’s hair looks like some sort of exotic flower you would find in a rainforest.
Also also: No one likes my nickname for him but I’m going to keep using it anyway.