Dennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

First Lieutenant Dënniß ßchrööder, Tank Commader, is looking to earn the dubious “best player on the worst team” title in addition to his prestigious military rank. Last season the title went to Brook Lopez, who now sucks on the second worst team in the league. ßchrööder doesn’t seem likely to leave the Hawks any time soon, but if he did, I can imagine him falling just as far. He benefits a lot from being the man in Atlanta, and he hasn’t been nearly as effective without the ball in his hands.

One could argue that his impact even with the ball in his hands isn’t that large, but we’re not going to go there. Let’s just say he’s developed into a pretty nice starting PG in the league, and that yellow fungal growth on his hair doesn’t seem to be getting any worse. That’s good. As anyone who’s had a fungal infection knows, that stuff can get out of control quickly. I thought his whole head would be covered in fuzzy yellow spores by now.

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