Willie Cauley-Stein 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Willie Cauley-Stein is attempting to expand his game. That’s good! There will never be a better time than right now to experiment with being a Jokic-esque all-around bigman. His shooting percentages are way down because of this new freedom, but his assist percentages are way up, so I’ll call it even. The Kings are going nowhere this season, so might as well try and squeeze in some fancy passes from the elbow. Or shoot a jumper from the elbow! The possibilities are truly limitless. Throw in some dribble moves! Chicks dig a dude who can dribble between his legs (double meaning WOOOOOOO I’m talking about SEMEN).

This is the latest in a fairly solid stretch of games for WCS. He didn’t do so much of the passing, focusing more on the scoring. 22 points, including some “major shmushage” and “major whammage”. The Kings lost, because he let Davis Bertans go crazy, but if we can keep seeing this kind of stuff from him, maybe he’ll not be a disappointment after all!

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