Gary Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

After exclusive analysis and digital forensics on the footage of Gary Harris’ commentator-befuddling phantom injury after a shooting foul against the Hawks, I have determined with 100 percent scientific accuracy what happened to him:

Mason Plumlee, going for a high-five, accidentally slapped him right in the testicles.

Don’t you hate it when that happens? Hanging out with your bros, one of the scores a nice goal in Rocket League or something, you go for the high-five, and you slap them right in the testicles. And since it was going to be an extremely vigorous and aggressive high-five, all that force gets transferred directly into your bro’s scrotal sack. Damn it! Why does this keep happening?

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