Jarrett Allen 12 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

You know, I’m a Bucks fan, but I would have been totally okay with Jarrett Allen dropping a twenty-burger on us, even if it meant we lost. Correction: I would only be okay with it if Allen dunked the ball six or more times. If he scored twenty points by way of layups (“LAME-ups”), then I would get angry. I would absolutely NOT be okay with that. If Allen’s gonna torch my team he’s gotta do it in the most high-flying and disrespectful manner possible.

Allen actually compares pretty closely to rookie John Henson. Both guys game into the league too skinny and without any scoring skills other than finishing near the basket. Henson still is too skinny and still doesn’t have any scoring skills, so Nets fans should hope that Allen’s development progresses a little differently. Especially in regards to Henson’s life-destroying and moob-cultivating Chipotle addiction.

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