DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (February 2018 Dunkilation)

“Greg? Greg! You alive in there?” Greg looked up from the hypnotic white glow of his computer screen, embarrassed that he didn’t know how long he had been staring into it, lost in thought. “Wha-? Oh, yeah. Didn’t get enough sleep last night.” He turned his chair to face his coworker Virgil. “What’s up?” “You…

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Montrezl Harrell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Montrezl Harrell is low-key a beast this season. Somehow, as a 6-8 midget with outrageously long arms, he is scoring nearly as much as DeAndre Jordan per game while playing half the minutes. If you played him all 48 every game, you’d end up with so many 30-point games that it wouldn’t even be notable…

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Jeff Teague 25 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

“Yo Jeff, you got a diary too?” Karl-Anthony asked, having walked into the locker room to see Jeff Teague sitting by himself in silence, writing in a small journal. “Lemme see!” Before Jeff could keep the diary from this teammate, it was snatched from his grip. “Hey, that’s mine,” he said weakly, knowing that he…

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Nikola Vucevic 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

I always sort of thought that a midrange jumper-ilation for Nikola Vucevic would be cool, but it seems like the time for that has passed: this year, only thirty percent of his field goals are from the ten feet to three-point range, whereas two years ago, that number was closer to fifty percent. I could…

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Will Barton 24 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

How many points per game could Will Barton average if he was given his own team? Twenty? Twenty-two? Twenty-five, even? I get the feeling that he doesn’t take as many shots as he wishes he got to take. He’s a good teammate who understands that his better teammates should take more shots, so he doesn’t…

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Jarell Martin 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Jarell Martin might be the player on the Grizzlies about whom people care the least. Actually, that’s probably not true now that I really take a look at their roster instead of just trying to recall their roster from memory, because they have some seriously marginal players on that team who people might not have…

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Josh Jackson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

“DEE TEE BEEEE!” you whine. “Josh Jackson had twenty points two games ago and you ignored it! WAAH WAAH WAAH!” That’s what you sound like right now, tears and all. I’m fully aware that, two games ago, Josh Jackson scored twenty points, which is one more point than he scored here. Do you think I…

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Kris Dunn 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

It seems like the dream of the collective Bulls fanbase has come true: Jerian Grant has been pushed almost completely out of the rotation. With the emergence of Kris Dunn, the return of Zach LaVine, the somehow not-total-garbage play of Cameron Payne (Payne, Lauvergne, and Morrow for McDermott and Gibson was a really awful trade…

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C.J. Miles 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

As you might remember, my expeditious foray into the Instagram arena was short-lived because my mom somehow found out about my Instagram page before anybody else. All I wanted to do was make a little extra money on the side by showing off my heinie in a thong. The whole account is deleted now (how…

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D.J. Augustin 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

You know what really gets my goat? Other than the Bucks giving up on Rashad Vaughn? When so-called NBA fans spell player’s names wrong on a consistent basis. I’m like, it’s not “Augustine” you disgusting simpleton. Are you too stupid to see his name in print and commit the spelling to memory? He’s been in…

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