Sterling Brown 15 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

Sterling “Sterling Silver Money” Brown, aside from his nickname being a work in progress, is performing nicely for the Bucks this season. His stats are wholly underwhelming, so people who don’t watch the Bucks all the time might not understand what I’m getting at here, but he passes the “doesn’t make me want to kill…

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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

I don’t get why Myles Turner has to be so inconsistent. Here’s what I’ve gleaned from compiling his highlights over three NBA seasons: if you want him to score points, just run pick-and-pops with him. Teams are willing to let him have the jumper a lot of the time, so he should take the jumper,…

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Nikola Mirotic 26 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

The way these Pelicans commentators were talking, it seems like they didn’t like Nikola Mirotic’s shot-selection the last few games. Huh. Let’s just get one thing straight here: shot-selection is a term made up by crappy offensive players to try and shame good offensive players into shooting the ball less. You think Kobe Bryant would…

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Lauri Markkanen 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

Lauri Markkanen has the best white-dude fro in the league since, heck, I can’t remember any recent players who rocked it at all. So we’re just going to go with Brad Davis. Lauri Markkanen has the best white-dude fro in the league since Brad Davis. It’s not even that big, yet it’s the best, which…

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Dillon Brooks Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

Dillon Brooks balled exactly hard enough to give Grizzlies fans the full load, but not so hard as to accidentally cost Memphis the loss. Perfect! Even fanbases of tanking teams want to feel like they have some young talent that is build-aroundable. Brooks is that talent! He is the “young core”. Other members of the…

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