Jrue Holiday 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

Jrue Holiday is coming off of games of seven and ten points. Every time I ask myself “why do I continue to make Jrue Holiday highlight videos even when he is clearly far too good of a player to appear on my channel,” it seems like he telepathically hears my question and re-solidifies his spot on my channel by having a bad game or games. That’s not cool. If he’s intercepting my thought-waves for his own use, I absolutely did not authorize it and he needs to stop doing it. I bet he’s going to turn around and sell my thoughts to third-party ad companies so they can do more targeted marketing aimed at me. Jokes on them, I don’t need any more encouragement to buy Hot Pockets so it’s not going to work.

The upside of Holiday stealing my thoughts is that he already knows that I’m really, really sorry that I didn’t make a video for him when he had 17 assists that one game, so I don’t even need to type it out for the whole world to know. As far as you guys are aware, I regret nothing when it comes to ignoring assist-heavy performances.

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