Allen Crabbe Career High 41 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

This was, officially, a “Crabbe Feast” tonight for Allen Crabbe. Officially. The commentator even said it after the 40th point (that must be the cutoff for such a designation) was scored, and why would he say it was official when it wasn’t official? I don’t know what kind of monetary/other incentive he had for unlocking the “Crabbe Feast” achievement (which is, by the way, way better than the “Crabbe Fest” one that he previously got), but he has it now. Officially, with official officiality.

There are a lot of haters out there who hate on him and his contract, and those haters have now been relegated back to the muck-swamps that they call their homes. They had no choice. How can they say hateful hatery hate things about Crabbe when he’s the one who scored over 40 points against a team that was tanking only a little bit and they’re the ones who touch themselves thinking about Japanese cartoon characters?

I’m going to be honest, rewatching the video, it doesn’t feel like 41 points was scored. The sickest scoring display of Crabbe’s career, distilled into under 3-minutes of video, and it just doesn’t feel like all that many points. You could’ve told me he scored 24 after I watched and I would’ve believed you. Heck, maybe I’ll tell you that now:

Ignore the title. Crabbe only scored 24 points in this game. It was a typo, and I’m too lazy to fix it.

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