Steven Adams All 149 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Steven, what are you doing?” Steven Adams looked up from his work and raised his goggles from his eyes. “I’m building a time machine with these instructions I found on the internet.” To prove the legitimacy of the instructions, he pointed to the jpeg-artifacted NASA logo in the bottom corner of the printout. “You wanna…

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DeAndre Jordan All 211 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

DeAndre Jordan was beside himself. He was supposed to have a free agency meeting with Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks, but now that he was in Dallas, he realized he had no idea how to get to the Mavs’ front office. Any time the Clippers had played in Dallas, the team bus took him…

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LeBron James All 120 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“You told me that it would happen,” LeBron James growled, standing up from his chair, putting his hands on the GM’s desk, and leaning in with dangerously narrowed eyes. “You gave me your assurance that the team I requested would be formed.” Magic Johnson nervously avoided eye contact with the disgruntled superstar. “I tried, LeBron,…

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Rudy Gobert All 149 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

The rear porch of the estate was quiet, save for the light chirping of birds and the occasional sound of a glass being placed back on an end table. Rudy Gobert, his feet resting on an ottoman, silently pursed his lips as he perused basketball statistics on his phone. Occasionally, he would reach over and…

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