Sorry, losers. There’s all sorts of rookies and such that had excellent performances tonight, but right now what you get is highlights of Garrett Temple scoring 30. Why? Because screw you, that’s why. I do what I want. And what I want is to showcase one of the most underrated role-players in the league. The guy who was voted most likely among active players to become an NBA head coach in the future. Everyone knows about the incoming class of rookies, but hardly anyone knows about G-Temp, glue guy extraordinaire. The gluiest of all glue guys.
Besides, there’s probably 50 vids of Trae Young’s nutsack-gargling performance from tonight already uploaded. I’ll take my time on that one.
Temple only missed one shot tonight, out of 11 attempts. If it weren’t for his reality-shattering 34 point explosion last year (I think that vid eventually got 1000 views so way to go guys), this would doubtlessly be the definitive Temple highlights experience. It still almost is, actually. It took a long time of him bouncing around from team to team for several years, but he’s finally achieved his peak role-player potential.