Here’s the deal: when I started making this video, I was really hyped for T.J. McConnell. Then I went and got lunch, and you know what I got? RIBS. I don’t even like ribs way more than other meat products, but these things were primo. And with every bite, I could feel my hype for McConnell waning. But what choice did I have? I couldn’t NOT eat the ribs. By the time I was done, my hype for McConnell was all gone, replaced by hype for ribs. I’m super hyped for ribs right now.
And no, I’m not going to tell you where I got them from. You think I want plebs descending on my favorite obscure barbecue joint? Heck no, I just left a 1-star review for them so that people think they suck and I can have more for myself.
I was all set to repeat my mantra from last year, “Stop Marginalizing T.J. McConnell Right Now”, but now I don’t feel like he’s being marginalized that much. I mean, he is, and Brett Brown is an idiot for it, but does it matter? He’s just a white meme PG. Yeah, I went there. McConnell is a MEME PLAYER. You guys can post “Stop Marginalizing T.J. McConnell Right Now” in the comments if you want, but I’m going to be over here thinking about my next ribs fix.