Kevin Huerter 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

Attention Kevin Huerter: the “Red Mamba” nickname has already been taken by Matt Bonner, and I think he’s still using it (at least he should be). You can keep the “Red Velvet” nickname, although I suggest you not use it in public, because it sounds kinda… weird. Velvet is not a good concept for dudes to be associated with.

The NBA, truly, has been lacking in legit redhairs since Brian Scalabrine retired. Blake Griffin is sort of there, but his isn’t fire-hydrant red like Huerter’s. As you can tell, I have a thing for uniquely-haired player. Long hair, weird colors, afros, logos braided into it (shoutout to gerald Green), the league is just so much cooler when there’s all sorts of hairs flying all around. Some people think that way with sneakers or whatever, or tattoos. But I like hair. Yes, that is extremely sus for me to type it all out like that. Whatever, I don’t care what you think.

I’m thinking about Robert Swift right now by the way, and I bet he’d be in his prime RIGHT NOW if he didn’t go off the deep end.

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