Dewayne Dedmon 18 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2018)

I have decided that what I need more of in my life is close-up shots of Dewayne Dedmon doing his customary three-pointer celebration, which is to make a “phone” with his hand and hold it up to his face, implying that he’s “dialing from three”. There is really nothing else I can think of that would make me happier. Not more money. Not a girlfriend (I am done with women forever). Not a mansion stocked to the brim with VHS tapes of old NBA games. None of that. All I need is to see Dedmon doing his goofy little celebration every time he drains a three-pointer.

If I could only get a direct line into the people who edit the Hawks’ TV broadcast, this isn’t even that unattainable. All they would have to do is make sure a camera is trained on Dedmon’s face at all times. That way, when he hits a three, nobody’s scrambling to get his head in the frame. His head is already in the frame of the camera whose sole purpose is to capture shots of him “placing a call” (or “answering”?) his “phone” which he “dialed” from “three”.

They wouldn’t even have to televise these close-ups of Dedmon’s face if they don’t want to. They can just send a raw stream of that camera direct to my computer so that I can filter through the footage myself. I might even be able to get shots of him doing it when he’s on the bench and somebody else is hitting a three. That would truly make my life complete.

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