Myles Turner 20 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

Myles Turner is right there in the running with D.J. Wilson for the “Player Who Most Looks Like a Roided-Out WNBA Player” (PWMLLAROWP) award. Both of them have the “ponytail high up on the head” thing which is a common look in the WNBA. However, Wilson loses points because he has facial hair. I could…

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Nerlens Noel 15 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

It’s really hard to argue in favor of more minutes for Nerlens Noel, given that Steven Adams has a stranglehold on the center position in OKC and is having a great season. However, I would like to offer the following counterpoint: Nerlens Noel should be getting more minutes. That’s not really a counterpoint, but that’s…

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Gerald Green 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE: (reminder: “Greenhouse” is my nickname for the sweet-shooting, mega-dunking tandem of Gerald Green and Danuel House) The Green part of the Greenhouse scored eighteen points on six-of-eleven three-pointers. He didn’t have any dunks, but his three-pointers were definitely of the “sick” variety. No stand-still catch-and-shoots here. The House part of the…

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Danuel House 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

Seeing the name Danuel House reminds me of his nickname, “House Party”, and the concept of a house party serves as a neat transition into the real meat of this video description, which will describe how the events of New Year’s Eve unfolded in the DTB household. Sorry Danuel. You’re getting ignored from here on…

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John Collins 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

The more games like this that John Collins racks up, the more I’m becoming convinced that he could be an All-Star THIS YEAR. Not sometime in the distant future, not next season, but this season. If he continues on this trajectory, he’ll be averaging 20/10 by the time mid-February rolls around. Just saying. Here’s a…

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Davis Bertans 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

Davis Bertans is very close to entering the prestigious “50/40/90” club. There are rate limitations to be officially inducted, but I’m pretty sure that if you have the numbers and sneak in while the bouncer is occupied trying to keep Shaq out, no one’s going to kick you out once you’re inside. Bertans is less…

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Jaylen Brown 30 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

The biggest news from this game: Jaylen Brown went 7 of 8 from the stripe. That’s right up there with his famous and oft-replayed 7 of 7 performance back in February against the Hornets. Do you remember where you were when he had that perfect night? I do. I was making highlights at my computer…

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Derrick White 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

OFFICIAL DERRICK PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Rose 2. Derrick Favors 3. Derrick Jones Jr. 4. Derrick White 5. Marcus Derrickson OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Hassan Whiteside 2. Derrick White 3. Okaro White OFFICIAL DERRICK WHITE PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick White

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Deandre Ayton 25 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

The Suns need to trade for Ricky Rubio in order to unlock Deandre Ayton’s full scoring potential. Devin Booker is fine, but he’s not a true PG who can consistently set him up for makeable buckets. I shouldn’t need to remind anyone of what Rubio did to Karl-Anthony Towns’ scoring output, but these three words…

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Tyus Jones 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

With just one more three-point bucket Tyus Jones would’ve set a career-high in both points and assists tonight. I don’t mean to imply that what he did tonight wasn’t something special, but it could’ve easily been way special-er. Truthfully, the path to assists for a point guard on the Timberwolves is wide and clearly-marked: get…

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