Joe Harris 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

This is Joe Harris’ SEVENTH nineteen-point game of the season. Seventh! I’m starting to think that he’s doing this on purpose to torment me, because he knows that I consider a twenty-point game to be way more exciting than a nineteen-point game. There’s no other reason why he would fail to break through the twenty-point…

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Mikal Bridges 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Let us now take the time to remember how the Philadelphia 76ers drafted Mikal Bridges so that he could play for the team his mom works for, and everyone felt all good about it, it was a “feel-good” story, and the people at the draft interviewed him like he was gonna be a 76er, and…

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David Nwaba 17 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

I admit, I didn’t realize David Nwaba was injured, much less missing a whole tons of games because of it. I never noticed, in the last month of looking at Cavaliers boxscores, that Nwaba’s name wasn’t even there. This ignorance of his status reveals my true opinion of him: he’s not that fun or exciting….

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Kelly Oubre 25 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

“I don’t even want to know what’s going on here,” Tyler Johnson commented as he walked towards his locker, which was right next to Kelly Oubre’s. “No. You definitely don’t,” Kelly replied as he pulled on the ninja outfit that he had ordered online. Once this garment was on his body, he took out several…

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Trey Burke 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

I am considering this game to be Trey “Treyburkulosis” Burke’s debut with the Mavericks. He only played four minutes in his “real” debut, which isn’t really enough time to start even thinking about making a shot. There’s no point playing a player you just acquired so few minutes, so I’m choosing to believe that it…

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Dennis Smith Jr. Career High 31 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Dennis Smith Jr. would have had a lot more points if he could just hit free throws. He went 11 of 19, which is unacceptable for a guard. After detailed frame-by-frame analysis of each one of his attempts, both makes and misses, I think I have determined what’s wrong with his free throws and will…

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Kenrich Williams 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Over the span of two minutes in the third quarter, Kenrich Williams scored 13 straight points for the Pelicans. If he had done the same but in the final two minutes of the fourth quarter instead in this 122-117 win, everyone would be freaking out. Literally everyone, but I don’t see how the scenario that…

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Deandre Ayton 23 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Somehow, even without Devin Booker, the Suns managed to make it a game against the Warriors, who were playing at full-strength. With four and a half minutes left, they were only down by four points. The fact that they played this well should be encouraging, because it means that their miscellaneous cast of project players…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 27 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS I BLAME FOR THE NUGGETS LOSING TO THE SIXERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Nikola Jokic. A triple-double is cool, but a fifty-point quadruple-double with ten steals would have likely resulted in a win. 2. J.J. Redick. 34 points. Why did he decide to go off in the first game of the Butler/Harris/Embiid/Simmons…

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