Wayne Selden 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

What’s up with Wayne Selden’s eyes? They’re really…bright. Like he’s wearing colored contacts or something. I find myself inexplicably being drawn to him. Looking at multiple closeup shots of his face while selecting a thumbnail image for this video has seriously overexposed me to his eyes. I’ve noticed this in the past as well but I think the cumulative effect of looking at his face for several years now has reached a breaking point.

Okay, I’m dropping all the pretense now. Wayne Selden has sexy eyes and if I look at them for another second, I’m going to be feeling feels that I didn’t know I was capable of feeling. It’s going to call into question a whole lot of things I thought I knew about myself. So I am done looking at Selden’s stupid sexy eyes. If that means not making Selden highlight videos anymore, that’s the road I’m going to have to take. I can’t risk it. These strange feelings could take root in my soul. It happened before with Ricky Rubio (damn his Spanish sexy eyes) and it could happen again.

Selden had a good game last night and, I think, firmly established himself as the superior player to Justin Holiday, whom he was traded for a month ago. But can we make him wear sunglasses or something?

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