OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS:
1. Bruno Caboclo is a very popular player who will drive views to my channel.
2. Six assists is not only a career high in that stat for Caboclo, but it is twice as many assists as he had ever gotten in a game before. This is like if Carmelo Anthony set a new career high in points with 124.
3. Brazilian people need something good in their lives. This highlight video can be that good thing.
4. The first step to being the next Giannis is to have a comparable amount of highlights videos made of you. We’re not quite there yet, but we’re getting closer every time Caboclo has a marginal-to-good performance
5. I can write a derivative “power rankings” description rather than a video description that semi-humorously tries to figure out what went wrong with Caboclo and how current trends are slowly turning the wrongs into rights
6. Who doesn’t like watching three pointers?
OFFICIAL REASONS NOT TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: