Bojan Bogdanovic 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

It seems like every time I make a Bojan Bogdanovic video, he’s hitting the hardwood multiple times in painful-looking ways. The exact reason for this I cannot ascertain, but it must be a combination of:

-His disregard for his own safety
-His bald spots causing balance issues
-His overwhelming desire to shoot free throws more than anything else
-The court in Indiana actually being made out of tightly-woven cotton candy strands, thus negating the need to avoid crashing into it
-Dad-like body conferring Dad-level resistance to pain
-Slightly pudgy body simply absorbing any impact
-Mighty power of his Croatian ancestors flowing through his veins

To Bogdanovic’s credit, he usually gets right back up, no matter how much his body hurts. There’s just no keeping him down. When he’s forty years old (insert joke here about how he already looks forty years old), he’s probably going to be regretting taking so many tumbles to the hardwood. Luckily, by the time he’s really old enough to be having debilitating pain from his reckless NBA career, we’ll have bionic body parts like in Rimworld. Hopefully Bogdanovic (new nickname: Cybog) has the transhumanist/prosthophile trait.

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