Evan Fournier 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2019)

While making this highlight video, I couldn’t help but be distracted by the mysterious red circle on the front of Evan Fournier’s shoulder. It was like a beacon to me. I watched it move across my screen every time I was supposed to be paying attention to the buckets and passes that Fournier was making. Here’s a list of things I think the spooky red circle could be:

-Perfectly round birthmark
-Spaghetti sauce stain
-Crop circles
-Sunburn as a result of wearing a bodysuit with a hole in it
-French tracking device
-Skin-embedded murder device that uses high-powered lasers to literally blow people up
-Rash/inflammation
-Tattoo
-Advertisement for Japanese Tourism Board

If anybody knows what that thing is, please let me know in the comments. Because I am confused and scared right now.

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