I have to take this moment to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY.
On March 26, 2019, DeAndre’ “Bembs” Bembry scored eighteen points (in twenty minutes) against the Pelicans. That is one off his career high in scoring, which is nineteen points. However, a highlight video depicting the feat was conspicuously absent from my channel, despite the extraordinary nature of Bembry’s scoring performance.
My friends, I cannot tell a lie. I was tired of making highlight videos that day and I was tired of Bembry overall. I simply could not muster the energy necessary to make a video for him. Nobody commented on the absence of the video, so I can only hope that the level of trauma inflicted on my subscriber base by my negligence was not too high. However, I fear that some of the people most hurt by my abdication of duty are the same ones who are keeping silent their misery.
In an effort to atone, I am making this highlight video of Bembs scoring 17 points even though I don’t really want to. It’s the only way for me to clear my conscience. Perhaps now the healing process can begin, not just for me, but for everybody who was negatively affected by my selfish actions.