Pascal Siakam 23 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

When Pascal Siakam wins the MIP Improved Player award, which everybody seems to think he’s a lock for, he’d better reward me in some way for tirelessly making highlight videos for him, even after it became clear that he was too good a player to appear on my channel. Whoever the voters are for the MIP Improved Player award,you know that they watch a lot of highlight videos to help them make their decision. How could they not? There’s tons of footage for all the candidates out there. It would be irresponsible not to use it when coming to a decision.

My ideal repayment would be one or many of the following:

-Part of the trophy
-A large amount of cash (at least several tens of thousands of dollars)
-Hang out with the Raptors for a day (required activites: eating Timbits, making snow angels, getting tons of cheap pharmaceuticals, befriending cute Canadian women)
-Shoutout from Pascal on his Twinstagramchat
-An entire paragraph in Siakam’s post-career memoir (including the sentence “DownToBuck touched my life in ways that he doesn’t even know.”)

These aren’t even unreasonable things to ask given how much I’ve aided Siakam’s MIP Improved Player candidacy. I could easily ask for more, but I won’t because I know that I shouldn’t be trying to take away the spotlight from Siakam, since he’s the one who actually showed improvement.

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