Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Credit where credit is due to the Clippers in this one: it seemed like everything was going wrong for them literally the entire game, but they managed to keep things reasonable for most of it. Like, I’d look at the score thinking they were going to be down 25 but they were only down 10….

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Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

DeMarcus Cousins (who is supposed to be a good player) in this game: 9 points, 4 of 12 shooting, 6 turnovers, 6 fouls. Montrezl Harrell (who actually is a good player) in this game: 26 points, 11 of 15 shooting, 5 rebounds, 2 of everything else. There were a lot of people who were very…

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Gary Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

I cannot think of a better time than right now for Gary Harris to find his old form from seasons past. His injury-related decline has not received much attention since the Nuggets are so good anyway, but he’s nowhere near the player he was even last season. To illustrate: this is his first 20-burger since…

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Derrick White 16 Points/5 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

There will come a time, I hope, when the Spurs aren’t good anymore. It may not be in my lifetime, but it will come. How many years in a row have they made the playoffs now? Way too many, and I bet for that whole time there were people like me just waiting for them…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 10 Pts/14 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Good news: Nikola Jokic entered this, his first playoff game, with no stats and left with a triple-double. Bad news: The Nuggets got upset by the Spurs but it didn’t even feel like an upset because it’s the god-damn Spurs and they’re going to be a good team forever whether we like it or not….

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Pascal Siakam 24 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Hold on for just a sec. I’m watching the Spurs-Nuggets game and the Nuggets are down by one with the ball and thirteen seconds left on the clock. I can’t concentrate on this video description until I know if Jokic becomes Chokic or if DeRozan truly is DeFrozan. I’ll be back in a little bit….

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D.J. Augustin 25 Points/6 Threes/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

The seventh-seed Orlando Magic just upset the second-seed Toronto Raptors in the first game of the first round. The D.J. Augustin vs. Kyle Lowry matchup, which had previously not been paid much attention to, is suddenly at the forefront of the series. In this video description, I will attempt to answer: who is the better…

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Caris LeVert 23 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

It must be an immensely powerful feeling to be able to make a home crowd boo their own team not once, not twice, but three separate times. Twice on three-pointers, once on a driving dunk from the three-point line, Caris LeVert made bigtime plays that caused bigtime butthurt for all Philthydelphia fans in attendance. As…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

The Philly Phaithful spent a considerable amount of their time in this game booing their own team. Given that certain players on the team didn’t quite play up to expectations, I don’t disagree with the boos. Boos will never make a team play better, but they’ll make the fans feel better, and since basketball is…

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