You know what I’m going to talk about in this description. There is only one thing TO talk about, when it comes to Carsen Edwards.
I’m going to be honest and forthright with you, because my middle names are “Honest” and “Forthright”. Yeah, I have two middle names, on account of how much of a baller I am. Down Honest To Forthright Buck is my full legal name, and if you’re doubting me, which I know you are, you can go talk to any US government official and they’ll confirm.
Here’s the deal: at first, while making this vid, I thought the scorekeepers had messed up and were awarding buckets scored by the depicted unknown player erroneously to Carsen Edwards, who wasn’t even in the game yet. I thought this because I KNEW Edwards had dreads. I didn’t know anything else about him, but I knew that. So when this dreadless guy came in and started scoring buckets while being credited as Edwards, I was upset. And confused. I even asked out loud “is this Javonte Green?”.
Note: I still don’t know what Javonte Green looks like
Things have been straightened out now. I think. This is Edwards. He’s the same Edwards as before, but with a haircut. He’s not some random unknown celtics rookie. I know about him. He just looks different now. And he scored 13 points in a game and you won’t believe it when I tell you that it wasn’t a bunch of garbage time buckets. These were legit buckets scored while the game was still in doubt. I am legitimately impressed, but also still confused kinda.
I thought about photoshopping some crudely-drawn dreads on the thumbnail and I did it and it looked funny, but then I decided to respect Edwards’ hairstyle choices. There was a reason he cut them off, and that reason was that they were obscuring his view of the basket while shooting.