Bam Adebayo 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

I was all set to cease my highlight-making excursion with the P.J. Washington video that was uploaded prior to this one. The fact of Bam Adebayo’s 17-point, 8-assist was known to me, but I kept making excuses to myself so that I wouldn’t have to do it. “Oh, he had too many free throws.” “Nah, that’s not enough points.” “Meh, his assists probably weren’t even good.” I was trying to assuage the guilt that was gnawing at my soul.

However, in the end, the guilt got to me and I caved in. So you’re welcome. If you’re the kind of person who gets enthusiastic about big men being consummate team players, then this is the video for you. And if you’re the kind of person who only wants big men to block shots and catch alley-oops, then this isn’t the video for you, even though Adebayo also does those things as well.

This is basically the exact opposite of what a Hassan Whiteside highlight video would consist of. So, if you’re a big Whiteside fan (a dying breed at this point), consider yourself trigger warninged. There’s more passing shown in this one video than Whiteside would accumulate in an entire month of play, and I’m not even sure if I’m joking. I don’t think I am.

Now I’m trying to decide if I need to make a video of Markelle Fultz scoring fifteen points. Somebody please help me.

OH GOD JAE CROWDER SCORED TWENTY DAMN IT

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